the freaky china man

OMG!! i must tell you all about this freaky china man that i have -ENCOUNTERED- in hospital..

*takes a deep breath*

OK CASE 1: it started off with my friend christina innocently having lunch by herself in the staff cafeteria while waiting for my other friend john, who was in the bathroom taking a massive dump. so while she was sitting there alone, having a lunch.. THE CHINA MAN (TCM) showed up and started talking to her all of a sudden, out of the blue!! and he refused to leave her alone. and he was being very pesky.. at least.. he looks pesky to me. and oily. and greasy. and then when john came back from his dump, he left her alone.

CASE 2: my friends and i were having lunch. (this was a separate day) and then this other girl went to the vending machine to go get coffee.. and then all of a sudden TCM sprung out of the shadows and started talking to her!! he was probably lurking around looking for innocent victims to start talking to. at this time, we were just leaving and so christina and i decided to make an executive decision to try and -SAVE HER- and then we marched up to her and went, "HIIIIII. what tute do you have on later!!???" in a rather exaggerated, over enthusiastic manner.. and TCM went away. BUT out of the -CORNER OF MY EYE- i could see him lurking around the periphery waiting for us to leave. and when christina and i had exhausted our list of random polite conversation questions and turned to leave, TCM POUNCED AGAIN!! and we were like OH NO. :(

and so, we have come up with a theory.

THIS PERSON only approaches chinese girls who are by themselves in the caf and starts chatting them up in his very greasy manner.

*he really is very oily*

and i have been trying to dodge him ever since i first noticed his lurki-ness just like we tried to dodge the leonganna in sec 1. i think all that training then has proven very effective.

i miss you all dears :) hope you're all well :D